John

whassup?

2005-05-14T05:29:13Z

hokay, so...

almost everybody i know moved out already and i'm bored. i fly home tomorrow (4/14).

cya

back to school

2005-01-17T01:27:34Z

leaving for boston early in the morning tomorrow. it's been a LONGASS break. got quite boring after a while. all the UF people left 2 weeks ago, and there's not much people to play with. i've been hanging out with bryan santana, max, and coronas a lot these days.

found out my parents are separating. my dad's moving to atlanta and my mom's gonna move into some apartment around here, and this house is up for rent. my dad's in the computer field, and they push him around so much and send all the jobs overseas...like to india and shit. fortunately, he gets to live only one state away. wonder how this whole thing is gonna work out.

i tithed for the first time today in church...an unbelievable amount. i was hesitant to put the money in the offering plate, but i just came to realize my obsession with money. plus i've been blessed with so many good things in my life so far, and there are unfortunate people all around the world and tsunami victims and all. i know that the money for offering/tithes go right to the church and the pastor's pocketbooks, but tithing really is a self-test to see if you love money that much over God. i still got to keep 9 cookies out of 10...and that's plenty for me. you want a cookie too?

this sucks

2005-01-11T19:24:36Z

last night was some fun times. i got to hang out with pfc wysocki, bryan, and jason at miami Hilton hotel to say farewell to adrian, who's getting shipped off to the military today. i didn't kno adrian and adrian didn't know me...so i knocked on his hotel door and said that i'm the male escort and he believed me. afterwards, went to max's place to drink.

first time to get tipsy/drunk last night...first time to suffer a hangover. this is like the worst feeling ever...and now i got the fucking munchies.

this break needs to end soon

2005-01-10T06:41:19Z

hokay...so, miami? awesome. i went to south miami's sunset place again with a friend and i have never seen so much fine, large, round, juicy pieces of ass before in one place. God blessed the hispanic ladies with nice bodies. the girl that helped me in the Oakley store was like the dream girl too. wow, what the fuck...i need to go to miami more.

other than that, i got clothes that actually fit me now that i know how to wear them properly. my family got our first dvd player last week. it's yet another delayed technological addition to the lee generation.

i got to see some more old mhs people. it's so damn boring here now that everyone's gone back to UF. ms. caroline paid me a visit and we watched napoleon dynamite. i really like that movie...but where does that movie take place? that place looks extremely unpopulated and boring.

wow, i'm still thinking of sunset place. i'm gonna miss that when i go back up to pancake-flat boston...

retarded...don't read

2005-01-05T23:23:37Z

i went shopping today at p lakes mall in quest for some jeans. the only jeans that seemed to really fit me were a width 34 x length 26 (and the minimum length in retail is length 30 in most stores). i called up steve and some other people, and i found out that i didn't know how to wear jeans right. you know those bones that jut out of ur hips? i was supposed to wear it on or above those bones that jut out. i always wore it way below those bones and wrap that shit up tightly with a belt. i was like "ohhh...i'm a fucking retard." i thought i had to shop in the kids section for jeans. so at 18 years old, i finally know how to wear jeans the proper way. i make such a huge deal about little things and think i'm always the odd one out..."why me? why do i always have it so hard, and other people don't have any trouble getting jeans." i'm a learning boy.

other than that, i had a fun time taking the foreign exchange student girl to Key West and Orlando. i went to MGM Studios and Epcot...awesome new rides. i accidentally went inside the gay headquarters in Key West. the building right in front of Hemingway's house said "Lighthouse Museum"...so i was like, whatever...just went in there. there was a lot of gay shit there, and i realized that the whole museum was surrounded by rainbow flags. they had about 20 rainbow flags surrounding the museum every 10 ft. i saw some old, saggy, testicles-that-touch-the-toilet-water 90 year old gay couple making out...very disturbing.

Christmas

2004-12-27T06:58:33Z

merry x-mas to all and I hope all of you got the toys you wanted.

i came back to south fla on wednesday the 22nd and the weather has been perfect. i got my varicella shot so i can be immune to chickenpox.

the infamous DASHLI picked me up to go to some barbeque tonight and they fed me corona. then i went with steve and aj to play some extreme table tennis and watch oceans 12 again. i understand that movie now that i watched it a second time. i think i'm mentally challenged when it comes to watching/understanding movies. catherine zeta-jones is one hot fox. i'd eat her shit just to shake her hand or some shit.

i have till jan 17th...play with me!

between thanksgiving and x-mas...as mysterious as that area between the balls and ur asshole

2004-12-13T02:28:38Z

thanksgiving was alright. it was good to be greeted again by the humid weather, the fast spanish speaking, and people that don't honk at you excessively for no reason. i didn't get to see much people, as thanksgiving was more family-oriented. i got to see steve, aj, vero, geo, and atv to watch The Incredibles. i went on a Seaescape cruise and i gambled $20 on slot machines...lost the 20 in about an hour. the cabaret dancers on the cruise got me so fucking blue-balled that it was just unbelievable. i was just staring down those cameltoes. it would probably have been a better idea to have spent the 20 bucks on the cabaret dancers to touch my penis or some shit.

i saw ocean's 12 last night and i liked it. movies here are $10.50 per student...and it's not really easy to sneak in. this midget guy looking like a troll in an electric handicap chair studies every aspect of ur ticket stub. i haven't seen tv or movies in a long while.

i'm glad my roommate and i are getting closer. it's not like the old "spark up a polite, boring conversation with a random person on a city bus" kinda thing...it's more like "i'll fucking fart on your face and let's pull a prank on our next door neighbor" kinda thing.

i have no more classes, as it is a "study period" now...free coffee given out at Late Nite cafe. i have 2 finals coming up, and i leave for florida again on 12/22. i think it was a waste of money to fly home for thanksgiving break, but this break will surely be worth it. the kickass thing about this winter break is that: 1. it's almost a month long. 2. it's between semesters and i have absolutely nothing academic i to worry about.

checkpoint

2004-11-17T22:04:35Z

math midterm was BRUTAL! of all the classes, i'm struggling the most in math. my professor is a russian star wars geek who relates every single example to planets and galaxies and shit. wonder if he ever gat laid...or if he's a fag.

in BU, you can't get an A. an A doesn't exist unlike high school...that grade letter is reserved for geniuses and blowjob givers. i'm really not sure how i can manage to get those grades for grad school...but i'll give it my best while not sucking up to any professor or professorettes.

these days are like...whatever. i've been playing so much Halo these days...getting better and better. Halo 2 just came out, so everybody's crazy about that. weekends are such a waste. parties on friday/saturday night, and i wake up at 4pm the next day. i saw snow falling for the first time on tuesday, and walking to class in the snow is sometimes a bitch. i'm just a little busy ant going to class but a razor sharp pieces of snow slice my eyes and face. i'll get used to it.

i finally figured out how to post pictures up on livejournal. it should work.

w8...holon

view outside my dorm

claustrophobic basement party

red sox riot

riot police

the halloween sluts...j/k aj

MIT halloween frat

crew

rhett the terrier in a hockey game

snow

i'll post some more later

red sox week

2004-10-24T23:51:11Z

wow...last week was frickin crazy. i went to the red sox riots and they busted out with the riot police, tear gas, and an army of horses. this emerson college girl died b/c she got shot in the eye with a "non-lethal" gun by the police. the fans flipped a grand cherokee and some other cars and cracked a lot of windows. it was fun tho. anybody wanna teach me how to post pictures up on lj?

i'm not liking the whole college academics thing. my gpa's not too good b/c of the harsh curve, but i guess the people i met here cancel out the grief. i'm not sure if i can (whoops...i just farted and it smells...i hope my roommate doesn't notice) return to boston next year b/c of the gpa requirement for my scholarship...but while i'm still here, i'm gonna make the best out of it.

i'm poor too. i don't have any winter gear...so i wore the same exact outfit for 7 days straight...including the boxers. my theory is that as long as it doesn't have any shitstains...it's ok to wear. i'm gonna do laundry and shower...cya.

animaljr0924 @ 2004-10-17T22:59:00

2004-10-18T03:01:26Z

ich bin enttäuscht

i'm just not happy with the way things are going

parent weekend and introduction of main characters

2004-10-16T20:32:02Z

i'm updating just because. nothing important here, so don't waste your time reading.

it's parent weekend @ bu so that they can inspect if a $40 grand a year education is worth it. so many parents here and there...always looking lost like an asian tourist family trying to find Disney World. unfortunately, my parents weren't able to come b/c it's $300 round trip flight per person. and i didn't see o.j. simpson. like seriously, the students' friday was ruined here. "hey, welcome to the frat party..who dat is?" "hey, this is my mom and dad" they have to show their parents everywhere...and when friends go up to greet them, they're embarrassed of their parents. they're smiling in the outside, but i can clearly see in their eyes "help me!" some parents are on crack. so i guess this is a sinless weekend for us.

last night i went with molly, hailly, hailly's mom, andrea, and michelle (yeah, she flew over here to see aj) to see a comedy business play with like this jazz/swing music. hilarious! n i'm proud of ximena for her performance! i saw aladdin with kelly, rebecca, ali, and marissa. do you have any idea how perverted that movie is!? we pointed out so many sexual shit in there...you can clearly hear "take off your clothes" when aladdin drops off ?ishbu? (whatever that main female character's name is) off from their first rug ride date. also, genie is a faggot! he has an earring on his right ear and you really can't justify if he's a male or female.

i'm goin to a hockey game bu vs. vermont later tonight with amy, charlene, josh, davey, saum, jake, sam, zack, and greg. lol, these people are new characters added in my life. you'll prolly see them here again, so your hw is to memorize these motherfuckers. it's like when u start reading a play, it lists all the characters before the play begins.

i miss everyone...i can't wait till thanxgiving...38 days to go

my biology lab TF is hot. we have to observe and draw different plant species in our notebook, but i just observe and draw her sweet ass.

i thought i told you not to read this entry?

columbus weekend

2004-10-09T17:18:17Z

most of my floormates are gone for this long weekend since they live closer than BFE florida. i come home 11/23/04 10:01 pm

i discovered that i'm claustrophobic. i went to this party last night at this really old, salem witch trialish house and almost everybody was hanging out at the basement. the stairs to the basement were only the width of a small door and people fuckin clogged up the stairs. that place was worse than the amistad, and i had a hard time getting out. i got that tense and trapped feeling...out of my control i didn't have much fun at that one b/c of my fucked up phobia.

i also discovered that o.j. simpson's daughter lives on my floor. ya know...o.j.'s a pretty cool guy. i saw all the naked gun movies and i thought he was pretty hilarious.

hey, i'm usually a nice happy person...but i've realized that some things make me extremely angry...lol. i really don't know why...but little simple things get me so pissed that there's steam comin outta my ass. these things are:

1. when people use "your" instead of "you're." like "your awesome" or "your not gonna do that, right?" ARRRGHH!!! it's "you're"...like as in "you're gonna get this shit straight and not use 'your'"

2. when people open up a bag of chips upside down. you're not supposed to do that!! i think. why do you open it from the bottom!? i can't stand seeing that "doritos" logo upside down while they stuff their face with chips.

3. when people stare at you in lunch with big, beady eyes for no apparent reason...like i'm some douchebag alien about to assrape them with my mutated ET wang. their facial expression looks like when they're looking at their own reflection on those windows where you can see them but they can't see you...and you're just laughing at them doing their hair and picking out their eye boogers and shit.

lol, yeah...that's me. i'm learning new things about myself. i'm a growing boy.

ps...hoyoung...u da man. good job with laura.

grilled cheese

2004-10-06T18:42:41Z

i'm writing this entry about my new favorite cafeteria food: grilled cheese sandwich. at first, i was mindboggled at why people would eat a piece of bread with only cheese in it. how can you eat a sandwich w/o ham or meat or chicken? i saw my floormates all getting a grilled cheese, so i got one too. i always avoided getting the grilled cheese sandwich ever since i bought lunch from 2nd grade and on. i'd rather pick like mac and cheese, or chicken nuggets, or goosetits...anything but the grilled cheese. but when i first tasted it, i could not believe the orgasmic reaction happening in my mouth! it's soo good! fuck masturbation, grilled cheese is better. the process of creating a grilled cheese sandwich is very erotic too. the two wonder breads burn with love on the grill and their american cheese lovestains fuse them together into one. i love how the lovestains and the spanky butter just caress my tongue...exciting all my clit-like taste buds.

anyways...this was a very freaky entry. i even scare myself reading my own thoughts...but guys think like this about girls so i'm ok. as you can see, college can make you horny as hell. something to ponder about. i just had some free time before my bio lecture so i just wrote about whatever :)

peace

friday night

2004-10-02T08:41:37Z

i've been getting shocked with the so-so grades i've been getting in college. stupid curve...the majority of the people are designed to get a C+. but that's ok, i still have the whole semester ahead of me.

i went out with andrea, molly, and hailly to david c.'s MIT frat party. fuckin sick party. had so much fun dancing my ass off...my shirt, boxers, and pants were soaked with sweat. my medium shirt expanded to a XL shirt because i rubbed up against so much booty...good times.

livin' the high life

2004-09-28T14:51:45Z

wow. i'm getting hornier and hornier everyday. it's like, i have wild and crazy thoughts/dreams when i wake up in the morning. i think the morning is my sexual peak, and my wang just refuses to go down for almost an hour. i dunno what's goin on.

other than that, my floormates and i are doing some deadly experiments. we put a cd in the microwave and that shit is the most awesome thing i've ever seen. it's like an energy ring and the stuff you see on sci-fi...

hokay, i'm in the library typing this entry and there's a fat lady that looks like a Michael Moore inbred twin sister and she's talking to herself. she keeps interrupting my thoughts and it's annoying as hell! she's even nodding at her own statements. "ok...that was very stupid of me. i should have clicked this, right? ::nod:: let's try yahoo shopping. bingo!...but i don't believe this! WOW! is that the price of that damn thing? ::opens mouth:: that can't be right." omg...i think she just queefed. there is a horrible stench in this place now.

...anyway, we put possibly everything you can imagine in the microwave and our RA walked in. we also played every sport imaginable down the hall...skateboarding, bowling, lacrosse, football, stuff from the American Gladiators show...crazy. we then go in our rooms and do our hw like good little boys and girls.

yo, so i'm done. that's my update of college. i gata go to korean class to get another 100% on a test. i told the teacher i'm chinese so i could stay in that class and get an easyass A. peace.

donna made me happy

18th birthday

2004-09-25T01:15:27Z

sup. today's my 18th b-day and i'm legit, motherfucker! i can buy cigarettes and vote, but i don't think i'm gonna do either of them...so it doesn't matter. thanks for the people who called and messaged me happy b-day. my floormate gave me a playboy (college tour edition) with this super hot miss october in the centerfold. sweet.

i had a shitty day today b/c i stayed up till 5 a.m last night with a few No-Doz pills to do an essay...but tonight'll make up for it. i'm goin out with my floormates into the city...talk to ya guys later.

fuck Jeanne

happy 18th birthday, caro!

2004-09-20T01:49:16Z

i'm dedicating this journal entry to my best chick friend, ms. caroline olive oil verissimo. i met her @ starbucks...and when i introduced myself and shook her hand, it was the smallest thing ever! it's like as if i were shaking the paw of a puppy. and then ever since, she started ambushing me with a series of rape hugs and ear sex at school. "you make me happy!" we started getting closer when she showed up to my house on surprise one night and took me to wendy's and talked massive shit about chris periat. we then exchanged journals and i gave her my parody cd and stuff. she burned me fuckin 19 of her cd's and turned me into an emo chick for a while. chinese restaurants were the best, b/c we make so much fun of the chinese waiters and waitresses thurr..."wata wata", and smiley boy, and jack in the box "memm memm memm...ice cream!" then i was stoked to take the girl of my choice to prom to finish off my high school years with a smile. and then i got her a job at kumon and ever since, i came home with massive red ink marks on my left arm...my mom took it seriously and she thought i was bleeding. i've known her for only 7 months and they have been great. also, thanks for setting up this livejournal thing...otherwise, i wouldn't have one b/c i wouldn't know how to. much love from boston (straight love, btw) and please k.i.t.

first week of college

2004-09-10T16:10:33Z

hey peoples...college is just friggin awesome. when you ask someone when the best time of their life was...most often they would say college and I'm learning the reason why. you're on your own and there are so many things to do on campus. everybody is friendly and comes up to you to be your new friend. everybody on my floor are nice, awesome people and we play darts and shit.

on average i meet 5-10 new people a day. yesterday i had lunch with some IB girl who happened to come from Tampa. i was eating an assload of chicken and i accidentally spat a huge chunk of chicken on her face while talking. it just flew out and i could see the vortex motion of it, like a damn tornado. i tried to play it off but i was shit out of luck.

embarassing.

i'm gonna duct tape my mouth while chewing...or at least shield it with mi manos. anyways, i do a lot of walking on campus and my shoes are worn out :( best of luck to your pursuits and i hope you guys back at home don't get hit by Ivan.

oh yeah...hotmail sucks...some of the letters i send don't get sent and you get only a puny 2mb of mail. i switched to yahoo. i get a big black man's dick-sized 100mb of mail space and it's more reliable. animaljr0924@yahoo.com if you want to email me something.

college

2004-09-07T12:05:35Z

i finally got a hold of a flight to boston after the slowass hurricane Frances decided to loosen up. hurricane frances sucked...we lost power on saturday and had to live in the dark ages. the day was so looooong b/c there was nothing to do.

i had to do a lot of walking...i live in the West halls and i have to walk all the way east to get textbooks and supplies (expensive as a mother******!). by the time i come back to florida, i challenge any one of you to an extreme power walking competition. if u can beat me, you'll get...uh...a cookie.

anyways...my roommate is josh (from vermont) and he's one nice guy...in fact, everybody in my floor is friendly and awesome. everybody here has a fresh start and they all want to be your friend. i'm out to eat...have fun having today off, high school peoples...lucky biotches.

1 week left

2004-08-30T02:14:28Z

not much is happening b/c everyone's at school. i saw Gillian Sykes for the last time on tuesday night with her church friends, Corinth and Nicole...i hope she's having fun in Georgetown. speaking of church, i went to church for the first time in 2 years...everybody was like staring at me like as if to say,"::gasp:: the Chosen One has returned" or some shit. i tithed for the first time.

on friday, my right arm was assassinated with 3 shots - polio, meningitis, and chickenpox (fun fact: i've never had chickenpox before).

i won first place in my summer scholarship bowling league again yesterday. i said bye to all the staff members at the bowling alley...and to my emo drum teacher. i probably won't be seeing these people i've known for years again. i went to shop at sawgrass and p lakes mall, and i got this bigass coat that makes me look like kenny from south park.

i was putting the key in my car to open the door, but my hand slipped and i keyed my car nasty style. still pissed about that.

plus, i was eating garlic rolls with a fork at an italian restaurant...and i was hungry as hell! i accidentally bit the metal fork hard and i chipped my tooth. that tooth is sensitive as a testicle x 2. i guess i'll have to adapt to this new condition...does teeth grow back? no, right? i'm seriously racist against metal forks now.

plus plus, i missed a chance to meet the complete Dashli/Algerock last night...and the Blockbuster night.

this was a longass entry

i feel fine

2004-08-24T01:38:46Z

hey...sup

these days have been quiet...with all the kids starting off college at UF and everybody doing about their own things like busy bees. i've been keeping up with my devotional time with the Purpose Driven Life and been doin little chores and stuff. i just won another scholarship league in bowling, so hopefully that can help out my parents afford boston.

YO! check this out all you guitarists and friends of guitarists. I'd appreciate if you spread the word that I have a Marshall halfstack for sale b/c I'm goin away to college. It's a bargain.
Check this out: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3744091146

goodbye

2004-08-19T04:44:41Z

i woke up with a massive blue ball today. i think i slept on top of them and smashed them. i'm still keeping up with the daily exercises and The Purpose Driven Life (good book!)

ya man...nothing much has been happening except for goodbye's. sunday night was my last hangout session with max because he got shipped off to the Marines on monday. i would like to personally salute all the close friends i had who left this week:

Maksym Wysockinurmouth
Veronica Koernegro
David Almond Lawson
Giovanny Diass
Steven Shycock
Yolanda Ballanus
Gaybriel Espionage

kiddin man...best of luck to you guys...keep up with the k.i.t. foundation...see you guys in Thanksgiving

final days of summer

2004-08-14T06:48:49Z

i've been trying to cram hangout sessions with a lot of people these days b/c they're all leaving :(

on wednesday, i took jose car shopping b/c his cougar died. at night, met up with steve, david, geo, fran, andrea, mel, rob, and steven and went to dc university. me and rob kicked david and geo's ass in pool dirty style...3-0. jose and caroline later met up with us at muvico to watch Harold & Kumar...fucking hilarious! i resemble harold too much...

tonight was goodbye night for Veronica...who I also call "mom," "Olga," and "Fucking Bear." steve, aj, vero, yolanda, paula, and i had dinner at chili's and went to aventura mall to watch Napoleon Dynamite. that movie was so hilarious. "GGGOSH!" i almost cried b/c that movie shows a simple lesson on friendship...and i will be missing my friends greatly as i go away to college...

:(

"welcome to the hotel california...such a lovely place...such a lovely face"

boston soda party

2004-08-10T03:19:21Z

i was seriously knocked out from exhaustion on saturday. i got a phone call from steve to wake me up and they raided my home in a few seconds and pillaged and raped my parental units. steve and aj took me and david to see Collateral @ Regal...pretty funny movie. saw jean, manny, and david's cousin there too.

on sunday, i was invited by american bowling congress to a tournament for the top 8 male and female bowlers in the county. i barely got in as 8th place and I got my ass whooped by a girl :( ended at 7th place.

went to boston market for lunch to stay away from fast ph00d. i ordered that angus meatloaf meal...yum. but i dropped a full cup of soda on the floor and that thing exploded like a grenade. this young little girl happened to be in front of me and was overwhelmed by the curse words coming out of my mouth. she put the "ooh-i'm-gonna-tell-my-mommy" kind of look with her jaw dropped and tongue stickin out...like she was ready to suck my dick or some shit. i was like "whatchu lookin at, bitch?" i think i should write like a letter of apology to the boston market people.

home sweet home

2004-08-07T04:45:42Z

took a greyhound up to UF...and wow...damn...greyhound is so ghetto. like, the bathroom on the greyhound has like shit perfume on top of the intolerable, expired human waste scent. there was a very colorful assortment of gum stuck all over the edges of the window. i don't think they empty/clean the bus, but hey...it's cheeeeep

UF was frickin awesome.

that college is very beautiful and it's hot chicks galore compared to Boston ::blue balls::. i'm thinking maybe i should transfer there later. steve's roommates were nice and awesome people. we just enjoyed the college life and going out, although no party b/c steve had to study for some stupid music class. max and i played halo until 7 a.m. and we helped steve move his shit to his new room in the morning, like a slave. then we just drove back home and i'm tired as fuck and i gained 5 fatass pounds.

Happy 18th Birthday, David! Sorry...we couldn't find a porn store for ur gift.